A while back, we had a HUGE family gathering. After a couple of drinks (okay fine, a whole barrel of it!) this is the convo I had with a drunk uncle!
Drunk Uncle: Aren’t you gonna ask me why?
Me: Alright, Why?
Drunk Uncle: Cause he didn’t believe in bloodshed!
Me: Contemplating killing myself.
Drunk Uncle: He, however, endorsed the bra.
Me: Ummm, Why do you say that?
Drunk Uncle: Because he believed in the upliftment of the downtrodden masses 😉
Me: Walks Away