Valentines Day Fiesta – 14 Ways to Show Your Love

Long time readers will know of the series – The BEST Valentines EVER – that I did last year on ways in which you can show your loved one just how much you love them. I got tonnes of emails after that about how much of a success it was and how I should be a love guru. Therefore, I’m going to put out another set here because, well, you know, I love and care for you. Here’s my 2014 list!


Nothing says “I love you” like loo roll that reads “My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in!”. Don’t forget the giant red heart!
Use one of your neighbour’s children’s broken Barbie/Mindy toys to handmake a love note for your special someone. It’ll mean even more to them if you don’t get caught doing it!
Thank you, 50 shades of Grey!
Teach your pet to wink just as creepily as you. Your loved one will not be able to resist this tag teaming!
How can anyone say no to you after this card?
Vintage Valentines cards are the BEST!
This card should ideally be followed by a date in the gym!
Don’t let your wife see this card you’re giving to your Valentine!
Cleaniless is Godliness!
This is the outside of the BEST card in this series

This is my personal favourite and I’m going to use it this year. Nothing is more desirous than the hint of getting dirty!
No words. No words!
Racism is the best way to your lover’s heart!
For all you men out there, please make your partner’s dream come true by taking this sort of selfie!
And for those of you who are blessed with good hair growth. An alternative would be to shave out little heart shapes on your chest and back.

71 thoughts on “Valentines Day Fiesta – 14 Ways to Show Your Love

        1. Married, umarried, single, stalker, doesn’t matter. You should show your love anyways. It will be it’s own reward. You should send him one. Bet he’ll love it. Snakes might be a good idea!


  1. Thanks for the smile so early in the morning. It got my day off to a great start. I Would add to your list, getting the SAS to parachute in through the bedroom window singing you are my snuggle bunny, at the top of their voices just as the clock chimes midnight. She or he will be yours forever after that escapade, believe me!


  2. Until now i thought Valentines day is a commercial day. But now i know it’s a funny day!
    The first selfie is really great.
    Some years ago I made a card with mirror-paper …. Very funny but I can’t find it any more….


    1. Ooooh, that is a good idea too! I wish you could find it so I could put it on the post. I think it’s really commercial too and so like to look at the bright side of every event!


  3. I told my woman to get dirty and now the only dirt I see is changing baby diapers. Then I told her how I felt about that and that everyday should be Valentine’s day and she told me to do the laundry and dishes and don’t forget to put out the garbage and map the floor as well. Now I know, my telling her to get dirty was wrong, wrong, wrong…

    So be careful with what you wish.

    Great post, and this comment was like diarrhea, couldn’t keep it inside. πŸ˜‰ Have a great day!


  4. This is funny. Thank you for all your support.

    ✿ Hβ–‘Aβ–‘Pβ–‘Pβ–‘Y ✿
    β–‘Hβ–‘Uβ–‘Mβ–‘Pβ–‘ Dβ–‘Aβ–‘Yβ–‘


      1. I recognize a couple of kanji in here. This must be a pretty old poem, since there’s literally no hiragana or katakana in there.

        The one to the right says “onna”, meaning “woman”. Another is the kanji for “water”.

        Perhaps it’s a fanciful comparison of the kunoichi’s grace to the flow of a river. I’ll probably have to come back to it when I get to further kanji, but hey, one can dream right?


        1. Haha. I just googled “romantic japanese poem” and it showed me a picture of this. As the context was entirely written in kanji, I had no idea what it was and just posted it on here.

          I’m so envious of you, Dylan. I really want to learn it!


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