Valentines Day Fiesta – 14 Ways to Show Your Love

Long time readers will know of the series – The BEST Valentines EVER – that I did last year on ways in which you can show your loved one just how much you love them. I got tonnes of emails after that about how much of a success it was and how I should be a love guru. Therefore, I’m going to put out another set here because, well, you know, I love and care for you. Here’s my 2014 list!

 

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Nothing says “I love you” like loo roll that reads “My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in!”. Don’t forget the giant red heart!
2
Use one of your neighbour’s children’s broken Barbie/Mindy toys to handmake a love note for your special someone. It’ll mean even more to them if you don’t get caught doing it!
3
Thank you, 50 shades of Grey!
3
Teach your pet to wink just as creepily as you. Your loved one will not be able to resist this tag teaming!
4
How can anyone say no to you after this card?
5
Vintage Valentines cards are the BEST!
6
This card should ideally be followed by a date in the gym!
7
Don’t let your wife see this card you’re giving to your Valentine!
8
Cleaniless is Godliness!
9
This is the outside of the BEST card in this series

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This is my personal favourite and I’m going to use it this year. Nothing is more desirous than the hint of getting dirty!
10
No words. No words!
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Racism is the best way to your lover’s heart!
12
For all you men out there, please make your partner’s dream come true by taking this sort of selfie!
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And for those of you who are blessed with good hair growth. An alternative would be to shave out little heart shapes on your chest and back.
KITTY!
KITTY!

71 Comments Add yours

  1. Xena says:

    Funny, funny, funny. I like the first one the most.

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    1. cupitonians says:

      It is brilliant isn’t it? I hope you send someone one of these!

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      1. Xena says:

        Any suggestions? LOL!! I’m happily single, not dating. I would send one to Samuel L. Jackson, but he’s married. πŸ™‚

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        1. cupitonians says:

          Married, umarried, single, stalker, doesn’t matter. You should show your love anyways. It will be it’s own reward. You should send him one. Bet he’ll love it. Snakes might be a good idea!

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          1. Xena says:

            LOL! I — hate — snakes! πŸ™‚

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            1. cupitonians says:

              Are you tired of those goddamn snakes on them goddamn planes?

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              1. Xena says:

                (Hollering) I didn’t see that movie BECAUSE it has snakes in it. LOL!

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                1. cupitonians says:

                  Haha. REALLY? But they’re so gorgeous! AND, cmmmaaaannn, your Sam’s on it!

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  2. Thanks for the smile so early in the morning. It got my day off to a great start. I Would add to your list, getting the SAS to parachute in through the bedroom window singing you are my snuggle bunny, at the top of their voices just as the clock chimes midnight. She or he will be yours forever after that escapade, believe me!

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    1. cupitonians says:

      Haha. Are you talking from experience? Oooh, I also love the super save ASDA ‘Be my Valentine” cards. Nothing says I love you like a penny pincher! πŸ˜€

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      1. OK, I admit it but don’t tell anyone …! I buy my Valentine cards in Poundland and wine and dine my love in Mcdonalds (a big mac and a large cola, now you can’t get any more romantic than that, can you)!

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        1. cupitonians says:

          It’s so romantic, I might try to get in on that date! Truly!

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  3. autopict says:

    Until now i thought Valentines day is a commercial day. But now i know it’s a funny day!
    The first selfie is really great.
    Some years ago I made a card with mirror-paper …. Very funny but I can’t find it any more….

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    1. cupitonians says:

      Ooooh, that is a good idea too! I wish you could find it so I could put it on the post. I think it’s really commercial too and so like to look at the bright side of every event!

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  4. Vassilis says:

    I told my woman to get dirty and now the only dirt I see is changing baby diapers. Then I told her how I felt about that and that everyday should be Valentine’s day and she told me to do the laundry and dishes and don’t forget to put out the garbage and map the floor as well. Now I know, my telling her to get dirty was wrong, wrong, wrong…

    So be careful with what you wish.

    Great post, and this comment was like diarrhea, couldn’t keep it inside. πŸ˜‰ Have a great day!

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    1. cupitonians says:

      Haha Vassilis, this has to be the best comment I have ever received. I’ll make sure to remember your advice. God forbid people take me too literally! πŸ˜€

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  5. JayM says:

    Lol. I feel that the 7th one will be very fitting for me! And I shall be sending it to my girlfriend so I will let you know her reaction! πŸ™‚

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    1. cupitonians says:

      I can’t wait to hear how that works out for you! πŸ˜€

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  6. These are awesome, every one made me laugh more than the one before!! Now the only question is which one to go with…

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    1. cupitonians says:

      It would work to your advantage if you were an exceptionally hairy person!

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  7. surprisebjg says:

    Lot’s of fun lol…

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  8. Kev says:

    Really? lmao!

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    1. cupitonians says:

      Genius isn’t it?

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      1. Kev says:

        Or rather, you are. πŸ˜‰

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        1. cupitonians says:

          Haha. I think you must be mistaking genius with jobless! πŸ˜€

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  9. Know-All says:

    lol…hilarious…i agree…you have the potential to be love guru! πŸ™‚

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    1. cupitonians says:

      I should totally put that on my CV

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      1. Know-All says:

        LOL…which part…your talent or my endorsement?! πŸ˜›

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        1. cupitonians says:

          Obviously both! πŸ˜€

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  10. Unique Valentines Day post ,cards and quotations are ,Thanks for sharing the laughter .Jalal

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  11. If I was the type to reblog something like this, oh boy would I! I would so reblog this, if only…Sorry Cup! Happy Valentine’s Day anyway (and thanks for the chuckles).

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    1. cupitonians says:

      Don’t worry about it! I’m glad you like it! Happy Valentines Day!

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  12. Jueseppi B. says:

    This is funny. Thank you for all your support.

    ✿ Hβ–‘Aβ–‘Pβ–‘Pβ–‘Y ✿
    β–‘Hβ–‘Uβ–‘Mβ–‘Pβ–‘ Dβ–‘Aβ–‘Yβ–‘
    β™₯Sβ–’Hβ–’Oβ–’Uβ–’Tβ–’Oβ–’Uβ–’Tβ™₯

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    1. cupitonians says:

      Oooh yeaahh! Hump Day right back at you! πŸ˜€

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      1. Jueseppi B. says:

        You stay safe & warm…good to see you and thank you. ʚ(Λ†β—‘Λ†)ɞ

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        1. cupitonians says:

          Good to see you too Jueseppi! Big hugs!

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          1. Jueseppi B. says:

            I like hugs dear Lady, thank you very much, now have a wonderful HuMpDaY.
            πŸ˜‰

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              1. Jueseppi B. says:

                ~β™₯~ ʚ(Λ†β—‘Λ†)ɞ ~β™₯~

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  13. Today’s Daily Mail has an interesting take on this. Its a pity that I can not see the photographs but some of them sound rather funny! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2556928/My-Funny-Valentine-Couple-kisses-mid-handstand-llama-photobombs-newlyweds-hilariously-awkward-family-photos.html

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    1. cupitonians says:

      OMG! Kevin! I think I just died! :O

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  14. What a wonderful collection of Valentines. Nice share. Hugs, Barbara

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    1. cupitonians says:

      Happy Valentines, Barbara! πŸ˜€

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  15. Reblogged this on idealisticrebel and commented:
    Some eclectic Valentines

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  16. Reblogged this on By the Mighty Mumford and commented:
    SOME OTHER IDEAS FOR ST. VALENTINE’S DAY.

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    1. cupitonians says:

      Love this song! πŸ˜€

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  17. tinnsaw says:

    Ooh, this is cute πŸ™‚ …

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  18. Dylan says:

    What?! No Japanese cards? I would have loved to see one of those!

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      1. Dylan says:

        I recognize a couple of kanji in here. This must be a pretty old poem, since there’s literally no hiragana or katakana in there.

        The one to the right says “onna”, meaning “woman”. Another is the kanji for “water”.

        Perhaps it’s a fanciful comparison of the kunoichi’s grace to the flow of a river. I’ll probably have to come back to it when I get to further kanji, but hey, one can dream right?

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        1. cupitonians says:

          Haha. I just googled “romantic japanese poem” and it showed me a picture of this. As the context was entirely written in kanji, I had no idea what it was and just posted it on here.

          I’m so envious of you, Dylan. I really want to learn it!

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  19. H i l a r i o u s .Thank you for liking my recent post. Happy Valentine’s day.jalal

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    1. cupitonians says:

      That how I was before I passed out from not being able to breathe!

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  20. piyushpujara says:

    Happy Valentine’s Day πŸ™‚

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      1. piyushpujara says:

        Have a great day friends.. πŸ™‚

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  21. bwdell says:

    Big laughs. Thanks for putting it all together, and happy Valentines day!

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    1. cupitonians says:

      Happy Valentines day to you too BW! πŸ™‚

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  22. steven1111 says:

    Thanks for making me laugh. I needed it today…
    peace,
    Steve

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    1. cupitonians says:

      Glad it made you laugh Steve!

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  23. SerachShiro says:

    Hello, very lovely fun post and hope you had a blast ! ? πŸ™‚

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    1. cupitonians says:

      I did. Thank you! How are you?

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      1. SerachShiro says:

        I had a lovely evening with a pleasant diner so I was happy πŸ™‚ !

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  24. Laura Ulrich says:

    Thanks for the giggles!

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    1. cupitonians says:

      Glad you enjoyed it, Laura!

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  25. Jackie Saulmon Ramirez says:

    πŸ˜€ The roll of toilet paper was F U N N Y !

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    1. cupitonians says:

      Haha! It’s a good gift! You can use it for any occasion!

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  26. cupitonians says:

    Reblogged this on This Labyrinth I Roam! and commented:

    In honour of the Valentine Weekend, I thought I would resurrect this old post! Happy V Day guys! πŸ™‚

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