Long time readers will know of the series – The BEST Valentines EVER – that I did last year on ways in which you can show your loved one just how much you love them. I got tonnes of emails after that about how much of a success it was and how I should be a love guru. Therefore, I’m going to put out another set here because, well, you know, I love and care for you. Here’s my 2014 list!










Funny, funny, funny. I like the first one the most.
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It is brilliant isn’t it? I hope you send someone one of these!
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Any suggestions? LOL!! I’m happily single, not dating. I would send one to Samuel L. Jackson, but he’s married. 🙂
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Married, umarried, single, stalker, doesn’t matter. You should show your love anyways. It will be it’s own reward. You should send him one. Bet he’ll love it. Snakes might be a good idea!
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LOL! I — hate — snakes! 🙂
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Are you tired of those goddamn snakes on them goddamn planes?
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(Hollering) I didn’t see that movie BECAUSE it has snakes in it. LOL!
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Haha. REALLY? But they’re so gorgeous! AND, cmmmaaaannn, your Sam’s on it!
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Thanks for the smile so early in the morning. It got my day off to a great start. I Would add to your list, getting the SAS to parachute in through the bedroom window singing you are my snuggle bunny, at the top of their voices just as the clock chimes midnight. She or he will be yours forever after that escapade, believe me!
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Haha. Are you talking from experience? Oooh, I also love the super save ASDA ‘Be my Valentine” cards. Nothing says I love you like a penny pincher! 😀
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OK, I admit it but don’t tell anyone …! I buy my Valentine cards in Poundland and wine and dine my love in Mcdonalds (a big mac and a large cola, now you can’t get any more romantic than that, can you)!
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It’s so romantic, I might try to get in on that date! Truly!
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Until now i thought Valentines day is a commercial day. But now i know it’s a funny day!
The first selfie is really great.
Some years ago I made a card with mirror-paper …. Very funny but I can’t find it any more….
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Ooooh, that is a good idea too! I wish you could find it so I could put it on the post. I think it’s really commercial too and so like to look at the bright side of every event!
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I told my woman to get dirty and now the only dirt I see is changing baby diapers. Then I told her how I felt about that and that everyday should be Valentine’s day and she told me to do the laundry and dishes and don’t forget to put out the garbage and map the floor as well. Now I know, my telling her to get dirty was wrong, wrong, wrong…
So be careful with what you wish.
Great post, and this comment was like diarrhea, couldn’t keep it inside. 😉 Have a great day!
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Haha Vassilis, this has to be the best comment I have ever received. I’ll make sure to remember your advice. God forbid people take me too literally! 😀
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Lol. I feel that the 7th one will be very fitting for me! And I shall be sending it to my girlfriend so I will let you know her reaction! 🙂
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I can’t wait to hear how that works out for you! 😀
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These are awesome, every one made me laugh more than the one before!! Now the only question is which one to go with…
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It would work to your advantage if you were an exceptionally hairy person!
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Lot’s of fun lol…
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Really? lmao!
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Genius isn’t it?
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Or rather, you are. 😉
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Haha. I think you must be mistaking genius with jobless! 😀
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lol…hilarious…i agree…you have the potential to be love guru! 🙂
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I should totally put that on my CV
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LOL…which part…your talent or my endorsement?! 😛
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Obviously both! 😀
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Unique Valentines Day post ,cards and quotations are ,Thanks for sharing the laughter .Jalal
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If I was the type to reblog something like this, oh boy would I! I would so reblog this, if only…Sorry Cup! Happy Valentine’s Day anyway (and thanks for the chuckles).
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Don’t worry about it! I’m glad you like it! Happy Valentines Day!
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This is funny. Thank you for all your support.
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Oooh yeaahh! Hump Day right back at you! 😀
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You stay safe & warm…good to see you and thank you. Êš(ˆ◡ˆ)Éž
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Good to see you too Jueseppi! Big hugs!
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I like hugs dear Lady, thank you very much, now have a wonderful HuMpDaY.
😉
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Cheers!
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~♥~ ʚ(ˆ◡ˆ)ɞ ~♥~
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Today’s Daily Mail has an interesting take on this. Its a pity that I can not see the photographs but some of them sound rather funny! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2556928/My-Funny-Valentine-Couple-kisses-mid-handstand-llama-photobombs-newlyweds-hilariously-awkward-family-photos.html
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OMG! Kevin! I think I just died! :O
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What a wonderful collection of Valentines. Nice share. Hugs, Barbara
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Happy Valentines, Barbara! 😀
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Reblogged this on idealisticrebel and commented:
Some eclectic Valentines
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Reblogged this on By the Mighty Mumford and commented:
SOME OTHER IDEAS FOR ST. VALENTINE’S DAY.
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Love this song! 😀
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Ooh, this is cute 🙂 …
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What?! No Japanese cards? I would have loved to see one of those!
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Here you go! Now, translate! http://doorcountyart.homestead.com/files/kunoichi_poem.jpg
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I recognize a couple of kanji in here. This must be a pretty old poem, since there’s literally no hiragana or katakana in there.
The one to the right says “onna”, meaning “woman”. Another is the kanji for “water”.
Perhaps it’s a fanciful comparison of the kunoichi’s grace to the flow of a river. I’ll probably have to come back to it when I get to further kanji, but hey, one can dream right?
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Haha. I just googled “romantic japanese poem” and it showed me a picture of this. As the context was entirely written in kanji, I had no idea what it was and just posted it on here.
I’m so envious of you, Dylan. I really want to learn it!
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H i l a r i o u s .Thank you for liking my recent post. Happy Valentine’s day.jalal
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Hahahahaha!!
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That how I was before I passed out from not being able to breathe!
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Happy Valentine’s Day 🙂
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You too!
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Have a great day friends.. 🙂
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Big laughs. Thanks for putting it all together, and happy Valentines day!
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Happy Valentines day to you too BW! 🙂
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Thanks for making me laugh. I needed it today…
peace,
Steve
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Glad it made you laugh Steve!
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Hello, very lovely fun post and hope you had a blast ! ? 🙂
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I did. Thank you! How are you?
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I had a lovely evening with a pleasant diner so I was happy 🙂 !
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Thanks for the giggles!
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Glad you enjoyed it, Laura!
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😀 The roll of toilet paper was F U N N Y !
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Haha! It’s a good gift! You can use it for any occasion!
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Reblogged this on This Labyrinth I Roam! and commented:
In honour of the Valentine Weekend, I thought I would resurrect this old post! Happy V Day guys! 🙂
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