Brain Dead?

It’s possible you’ve missed this important piece of news on account of all the chaos Trump’s presidency has caused, and the social media explosion on account of Queen Bey’s twins. Good thing for you, you’ve got me. Scientists (gosh, don’t you love them?) have discovered that completely locked-in patients, patients that have no control over…

What’s in a Name?

I am lucky to have always had a place of work that doesn’t require elaborate escape into your own world plans.¬†In my previous office, I was for the first time subject to people who tried to kill each other every afternoon. Now, work does that to you – makes you a monster. But this was…

Damn Hormones!

Nephew – Princess Pea was crying today when I gave her some chocolate Me – Why? Nephew (dropping his voice to a whisper) – I don’t know. I think she got hormones. (Things kids pick up while eavesdropping¬†on conversations about your pregnant sister)

Overheard in Office

V – Dude. why are you playing this damn DOTA with your ice princess. Click, click, clicking away. Just join our game. The whole team is playing. A – No. Leave me alone! V – God, you’re such a clickhole!